What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

“That hit the spot!”

What do you call a boo-boo on a T-rex?

A dino-sore!

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?

Hisssssstory!

What does a cat say when you step on its tail?

Mee-ouch!”

What do you call a bear with no socks on?

Bear-foot!

Why are pigs bad drivers?

Because they hog the road!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Statue of Liberty?

Of course! The Statue of Liberty can’t jump at all!

How do you weigh a fish?

Use their scales!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose!

What did the elephant say when it walked into the post office?

“Ouch!”

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

“Ruff!”

What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck!

Why are cheetahs terrible at hide-and-seek?

They’re always spotted!

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor!

Why don’t snails fart?

Their houses don’t have windows!

What do you call a dirty hippo?

A hippopota-mess!

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them an extra-long time to swallow their pride!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

It was scared of the bark!

Why do rabbits love carrots?

No bunny knows!

Why can’t you hear it when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent!